A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi PDF

By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Publish yr note: First released in 2010

It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken get together lady and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who continually holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take in all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and plenty of tequila.

So a long way, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into an area superstar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the correct man to aid her retain the flames lower than keep an eye on. Firefighter Frank Rossi is strictly her variety: sizeable, tan, and Italian. yet is he difficult adequate to address Gia whilst issues rather warmth up?

Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with a pretty gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a role prime "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at a neighborhood gymnasium, and is scooped up by means of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. in basic terms challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. all of sudden, Bella's unsure what she desires.

The cousins quickly become aware of that for each good friend they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to break their summer—and test their dating. earlier than July ends, the bonds of kinfolk and friendship can be stretched to the brink. Will the haters succeed, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?

For every body who loves MTV's hit truth express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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