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But don’t panic–you are much more likely to be struck by lightning than attacked by a shark. 33 Children’s Miscellany PLAYING CARDS CLUBS DIAMONDS SPADES HEARTS represent soldiers represent merchants represent the peasant class (who dig for a living) represent the upper classes (love was considered a concept that could be appreciated only by the rich and educated) BIG NUMBERS million billion trillion quadrillion vigintillion googol nonagintillion centillion 1,000,000 1,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000,000 1 followed by 63 zeros 1 followed by 100 zeros 1 followed by 273 zeros 1 followed by 303 zeros WHAT’S IN AN ITCH?

Did Hannah say as Hannah did? Stunt nuts! No melon, no lemon. Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog. Ma is as selfless as I am. Yo! Banana Boy! Straw warts. 39 Children’s Miscellany TRAINING YOUR DOG If possible, start training your dog when it is about 12 weeks old. Be firm and consistent. Always be patient–never shout at or hit your dog. SHAKING YOUR DOG’S PAW Your dog should already be able to sit and come to you when called. 1. Get your dog to sit, and offer it a treat. 2. Gently pick up one of its front paws and hold it very loosely in your hand, saying the word “shake” as you do so.

HOW MANY DAYS? Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November; All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting February alone, Which has but twenty-eight days clear, And twenty-nine in each leap year. 32 Children’s Miscellany GREEK AND ROMAN GODS GREEK Aphrodite Goddess of sensual love and beauty Apollo God of prophecy, healing, and music Ares God of war Artemis Goddess of hunting Athena Goddess of war and crafts Demeter Goddess of agriculture Dionysus God of wine and ecstasy Hades God of the underworld Hephaestus God of fire Hera Queen of heaven Hermes Messenger of the gods Poseidon God of the sea Zeus All-powerful father of gods and mortals ROMAN Venus Phoebus Mars Diana Minerva Ceres Bacchus Pluto Vulcan Juno Mercury Neptune Jupiter Moths are not attracted to light.

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