Cary McNeal's 1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The PDF

By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses may be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a urged snack to your kitty-cat. i ponder what number cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or maybe the bowl:
It's the deal with.
The answer: Don't flush. enable the subsequent man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the area a similar method back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish that may swim up our genitals to the e coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, aggravating phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, unique, and undeniably scary, this publication isn't certain to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's bound to make it slow there extra . . . informed.


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But don’t panic–you are much more likely to be struck by lightning than attacked by a shark. 33 Children’s Miscellany PLAYING CARDS CLUBS DIAMONDS SPADES HEARTS represent soldiers represent merchants represent the peasant class (who dig for a living) represent the upper classes (love was considered a concept that could be appreciated only by the rich and educated) BIG NUMBERS million billion trillion quadrillion vigintillion googol nonagintillion centillion 1,000,000 1,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000,000 1 followed by 63 zeros 1 followed by 100 zeros 1 followed by 273 zeros 1 followed by 303 zeros WHAT’S IN AN ITCH?

Did Hannah say as Hannah did? Stunt nuts! No melon, no lemon. Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog. Ma is as selfless as I am. Yo! Banana Boy! Straw warts. 39 Children’s Miscellany TRAINING YOUR DOG If possible, start training your dog when it is about 12 weeks old. Be firm and consistent. Always be patient–never shout at or hit your dog. SHAKING YOUR DOG’S PAW Your dog should already be able to sit and come to you when called. 1. Get your dog to sit, and offer it a treat. 2. Gently pick up one of its front paws and hold it very loosely in your hand, saying the word “shake” as you do so.

HOW MANY DAYS? Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November; All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting February alone, Which has but twenty-eight days clear, And twenty-nine in each leap year. 32 Children’s Miscellany GREEK AND ROMAN GODS GREEK Aphrodite Goddess of sensual love and beauty Apollo God of prophecy, healing, and music Ares God of war Artemis Goddess of hunting Athena Goddess of war and crafts Demeter Goddess of agriculture Dionysus God of wine and ecstasy Hades God of the underworld Hephaestus God of fire Hera Queen of heaven Hermes Messenger of the gods Poseidon God of the sea Zeus All-powerful father of gods and mortals ROMAN Venus Phoebus Mars Diana Minerva Ceres Bacchus Pluto Vulcan Juno Mercury Neptune Jupiter Moths are not attracted to light.

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